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Download 36086-What-We-Do-in-the-Shadows-final-script-by-Jemaine ... and more Exams Painting in PDF only on Docsity! WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS Written by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi Final Script Defender Films Ltd. ABBREVIATIONS USED: V/O Voice over OFF Off Camera ON On Camera WS Wide shot LS Long shot MWS Medium wide shot M2S Medium two shot MS Medium shot MCU Medium close up CU Close up ECU Extreme close up O/S Over shoulder H/A High Angle L/A Low Angle FG Foreground BG Background MS VIAGO. TRACK BACK AS HE WALKS TO CURTAIN. VIAGO [V/O]: So, it's PM in the night-time, which is when I wake up. VIAGO: This is always a really scary part for me. MS VIAGO. HE PEERS THROUGH CURTAIN. MS VIAGO PEERING THROUGH CURTAIN. HE TURNS TO CAMERA. VIAGO: Yes! Night-time. MCU VIAGO. PAN AND TRACK IN TO WS AS VIAGO WALKS THROUGH DOORWAY INTO ENTRANCE HALL. TILT UP AS HE CLIMBS STAIRS. VIAGO: So, now I'm going to wake up my flatmates. VIAGO [V/O]: I really love living in a flatting situation. VIAGO: Wake up! Wake up everyone! VIAGO [V/O]: I like to hang out with other vampires. I like the company... VIAGO: Awaken! Awakey wakey! 4. EXT/INT. DEACON'S CLOSET - NIGHT. VIAGO WAKES DEACON MS VIAGO [BACK TO CAMERA] KNOCKING ON DOOR. HE OPENS DOOR TO REVEAL DEACON HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. VIAGO [V/O]: I just really like having a good time with my friends. VIAGO: Deacon... hi. Hey Deacon. DEACON: [Hisses]. VIAGO: How was your night last night? MCU DEACON HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. VIAGO IN LEFT EDGE OF FRAME. ZOOM OUT TO O/S DEACON [UPSIDE DOWN], VIAGO IN LEFT FG. DEACON: I transformed into a dog and had sex. VIAGO: Cool. We're gonna have a little flat meeting in the kitchen in about fifteen minutes, okay? O/S DEACON [UPSIDE DOWN], VIAGO IN LEFT FG. ZOOM IN TO MCU DEACON HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. DEACON: Okay. VIAGO: Okay. Shall I close this? DEACON: Yes. 5. EXT/INT. VLADISLAV'S BEDROOM - NIGHT. VIAGO WAKES VLADISLAV MCU VIAGO. PAN AS HE WALKS TO DOOR. HE OPENS IT TO REVEAL VLADISLAV ON BED WITH TWO WOMEN. VIAGO QUICKLY CLOSES DOOR AND TURNS TO CU. VLADISLAV OPENS DOOR TO O/S VLADISLAV, VIAGO IN LEFT FG. VIAGO: Vladislav! WOMEN: (OFF) [Moan, hiss et cetera]. VIAGO: Oh. VLADISLAV: (Hiss) VIAGO: Sorry. Sorry. VLADISLAV: What? VIAGO: Hey. VLADISLAV: What time is it? O/S VLADISLAV, VIAGO IN LEFT FG, AT DOOR. VLADISLAV CLOSES DOOR. PAN AS VIAGO WALKS [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. HE TURNS TO CAMERA, THEN STARTS TO EXIT RIGHT OF FRAME. 6. MS VIAGO PICKING UP SACK. TILT UP. VIAGO: [Grunts]. Okay, I got you this chicken. MS VIAGO [HEAD OUT OF FRAME] PASSING SACK INTO PETYR [HEAD OUT OF FRAME] IN COFFIN. PAN AND TILT TO MS VIAGO CLOSING COFFIN. VIAGO: (CONT’D) [Grunts]. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT. FLAT MEETING MWS VLADISLAV AND DEACON SEATED AT TABLE. VIAGO ENTERS RIGHT OF FRAME AND SITS. VIAGO: [Sighs]. VLADISLAV: Is Petyr coming? Should we wait? ZOOM IN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON SEATED AT TABLE. PAN TO M2S DEACON AND VIAGO. VIAGO [OFF/ON]: Petyr is eight thousand years old. We're not going to have Petyr at the meeting. Okay, so, I wanted to have a quick chat about flat responsibilities, because, ah, guys I think that we're not all pulling our weight here. We're not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon. You are a cool guy, but you're not pulling your weight in the flat. 9. CU PAPERS IN VIAGO'S HANDS. MCU VLADISLAV. MCU DEACON. ZOOM OUT YO M2S DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. M2S DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. ZOOM IN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. DEACON: Oh, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool [laughs]. VLADISLAV: No, that's not the point though. You missed it. VIAGO [OFF]: Yeah. DEACON: No, I know. I know. VIAGO [OFF]: It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are, it's... DEACON: I do my flat chores. MCU VIAGO. PAN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. VLADISLAV [OFF]: No, you don't. 10. VIAGO [OFF]: No, you don't. This is why we're having this flat meeting. DEACON: Yes, I do. MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. ZOOM IN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. VLADISLAV: The point is, Deacon, that you have not done the dishes for five years. M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. ZOOM OUT TO MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. VIAGO [OFF/ON]: Vladislav is right. It's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like that. CU BLOODY DISHES ON BENCH PAN. VLADISLAV [OFF/ON]: I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. M2S DEACON AND VIAGO. VLADISLAV IN LEFT EDGE OF FRAME. DEACON: What does it matter? You bring them over, you kill them. VIAGO: He's right. 11. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF MAN AND VAMPIRE. ZOOM IN. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF MAN MANACLED IN DUNGEON. ZOOM IN. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF MAN. ZOOM OUT. DEACON [V/O, ON]: And just at the point of death, this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then, it opened its wings like this, and hovered above me screeching [screeches and laughs]. "Now you are vampire." CU PAINTING OF MAN SUCKING BLOOD. ZOOM IN. MCU DEACON. DEACON: And it was Petyr. MWS DEACON AND PETYR SEATED. DEACON: (CONT’D) And we're still friends today. VIAGO [V/O, ON]: Vlad, you were great. You put out the recycling, which was really cool. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT. FLAT MEETING - CONTINUED MCU VIAGO. PAN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. VLADISLAV [OFF/ON]: And the other day I dragged a man's body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust. Ah... 14. (MORE) like, I kind of - I kind of swept the hallway. VIAGO [V/O]: Vladislav is just like this older vampire who grew up in the mediaeval times and, you know, to be living this long, and to have seen the things that he's seen... and still like, kind of, have it together... INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT. VLADISLAV HITS VIAGO WITH ARROW WS VLADISLAV WITH BOW AND ARROW. ZOOM IN AND PAN AROUND TO LS VIAGO HOLDING DART BOARD, VLADISLAV [BACK TO CAMERA] IN FG. VLADISLAV FIRES ARROW, IT HIS VIAGO. ZOOM IN AS VIAGO FALLS. VIAGO: [Screams]. LS VIAGO ON FLOOR WITH ARROW IN HIS LEG. VIAGO [V/O]: ...I mean, hats off to him. VIAGO: Bloody hell! VLADISLAV [OFF]: Sorry. VIAGO [V/O]: He's a really great guy, a bit of a pervert. He has some pretty old ideas about things. LS VIAGO ON FLOOR WITH ARROW IN HIS LEG. PAN AROUND TO MCU VLADISLAV. CU VLADISLAV. HE AIMS ARROW. 15. VLADISLAV [OFF/ON]: (CONT'D) INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT. FLAT MEETING - CONTINUED MCU VIAGO. PAN AND ZOOM OUT TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. PAN TO M2S DEACON AND VIAGO. VIAGO: We need to do the... VLADISLAV: But we should get some slaves. DEACON: Yes. Let's get some slaves. VLADISLAV [V/O, ON]: When I first became a vampire, I was quite tyrannical. I was known for, ah, torturing a lot of people. VLADISLAV INTERVIEW CU VLADISLAV. FADE IN TITLE SUPERED]: Vladislav FADE IN TITLE [SUPERED]: 862 years old PAN TO CU PAINTING OF VLADISLAV. WS VLADISLAV IN TORTURE CHAMBER. VLADISLAV: This is my torture chamber. 16. VIAGO [V/O, ON]: If you're going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch, put down some newspaper on the floor, and some towels. It's not hard to do. M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. PAN TO M2S DEACON AND VIAGO. VLADISLAV [OFF/ON]: We are vampires, we don't put down towels. MS VIAGO. PAN AND ZOOM OUT TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. PAN TO M2S DEACON AND VIAGO. PAN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. VIAGO [OFF/ON]: Some vampires do. VLADISLAV: Well, not serious ones. MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. VLADISLAV [V/O]: When you get four vampires in a flat, obviously there's going to be a lot of tension. O/S DEACON, VIAGO IN RIGHT FG. VLADISLAV INTERVIEW MCU VLADISLAV. VLADISLAV: There's tension in any, any flatting situation. VIAGO [V/O, ON]: It's settled then. We'll all do our jobs. Starting with a certain Deacon on... 19. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT. FLAT MEETING - CONTINUED MWS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO SEATED AT TABLE. ZOOM IN AND TILT UP AS DEACON AND VIAGO FLY UP TO CEILING. DEACON: I will do my dishes! [Hisses]. VIAGO: Good. Then do them [hisses]. MCU DEACON. VIAGO IN RIGHT EDGE OF FRAME. MWS DEACON AND VIAGO IN MID-AIR. VLADISLAV IN BOTTOM OF FRAME. TILT DOWN AS DEACON AND VIAGO LAND ON GROUND. PAN TO M2S AS DEACON SITS AT TABLE. VIAGO EXITS RIGHT OF FRAME. PAN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON SEATED AT TABLE. INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT. DEACON DOING THE DISHES CU DEACON [HEAD OUT OF FRAME] DOING DISHES. MCU DEACON. DEACON: This is bullshit. MWS DEACON [BACK TO CAMERA] DOING DISHES. OPENING TITLE MONTAGE SEQUENCE TITLE: Unison Films Presents CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF BATS. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF BAT. 20. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF BAT. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF BAT. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF BAT. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF BAT. TITLE: a Defender films Production WS VLADISLAV'S LEGS IN MID-AIR VACUUMING. WS VLADISLAV IN MID-AIR VACUUMING. TITLE: In association with Park Road Post Production CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF TOOTH. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF TEETH. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF TEETH. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF COFFINS. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF COFFIN. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF VAMPIRE. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF SKELETON AND MEN. 21. CU VIAGO'S HANDS MAKING POT ON POTTERY WHEEL. WS VIAGO SEATED ON POTTERY WHEEL. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF VIAGO. ZOOM OUT. TEXT: KAISER VIAGO CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VIAGO. ZOOM IN. WS PETYR. ZOOM IN. CU PAINTING OF PETYR BITING WOMAN. TILT DOWN. CU PAINTING OF PETYR. ZOOM OUT TO REVEAL JAPANESE MAN. CU PAINTING OF MEN ON HORSEBACK WITH BOWS AND ARROWS. TILT DOWN. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF VILLAGES. PAN. WS [BLACK AND WHITE] DEACON DANCING. CU [BLACK AND WHITE] DEACON. MCU [BLACK AND WHITE] DEACON. MCU [BLACK AND WHITE] DEACON. DEACON [V/O, ON]: I was a Nazi... vampire. DEACON INTERVIEW MWS DEACON SEATED. 24. CU BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPH OF DEACON AND NAZI VAMPIRES. ZOOM IN. ADOLF HITLER [V/O]: [In German]: ...and with my secret Vampire Army, we will conquer the world! WS [BLACK AND WHITE] DEACON HOVERING OVER CHILD ON BED. DOCTORS, NAZI AND CHILDREN IN BG. MCU NAZI VAMPIRE. PAN. TITLE [SUPERED]: ...and with my secret Vampire Army... L/A MCU ADOLF HITLER. TITLE [SUPERED]: ...we will conquer the world! WS NAZI PARLIAMENT. NAZIS: [Cheer et cetera]. DEACON [V/O, ON]: After the war, which the Nazis lost... MWS DEACON SEATED. DEACON: I don't know if you know that the Nazis lost that war. If you were a Nazi after the war... 25. H/A MS [BLACK AND WHITE] DEACON ON GROUND. SOLDIER [HEAD OUT OF FRAME] WITH CRUCIFIX IN FG. DEACON [V/O]: ...and if you were a vampire... MWS DEACON SEATED. DEACON: ...and if you were a Nazi vampire... no way. CU DEACON'S PASSPORT. TEXT: PASSPORT DEACON [V/O]: I Was out of there. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF SHIP. TRANSITION TO CU PHOTOGRAPH OF BOAT. ZOOM OUT TO WS CUSTOM HOUSE QUAY. TEXT: CUSTOM HOUSE QUAY, WELLINGTON NZ. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF PETYR ON SHIP. ZOOM IN. MONTAGE SEQUENCE WS HOUSE. ZOOM OUT. CU NEWSPAPER. ZOOM IN. TEXT: YOUNG MAN DISAPPEARS. WELLINGTON, JULY 19. 26. GRAPHIC: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS BLACK. VIAGO INTERVIEW MWS VIAGO SEATED AT DESK. VIAGO [ON, V/O]: Ja, I came to this country for love. Ah, there was a girl, human girl, and I thought she was fantastic. She was absolutely amazing. I was smitten. Her family emigrated to New Zealand, and I thought, you know what? To hell with it. I'm going to go. I'm going to chase her and tell her how I feel. I told my servant, Phillip, send me to New Zealand. He put the wrong postage on my coffin, so the whole journey took about 18 months. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF YOUNG KATHERINE. MCU VIAGO. WS VIAGO SEATED AT DESK. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF SHIP. CU MAP OF THE WORLD. PAN AND TILT AND ZOOM IN TO NEW ZEALAND. WS VIAGO SEATED AT DESK. 29. VIAGO: And when I got here she had found someone else. MCU VIAGO. VIAGO: (CONT’D) She had fallen in love. And... she was married. WS VIAGO SEATED AT DESK. HE PUTS CLOTH ON TABLE. MWS VIAGO PUTTING ON GLOVES. WS VIAGO SEATED AT DESK. HE OPENS CLOTH. CU VIAGO'S HANDS OPENING HANDKERCHIEF TO REVEAL SILVER LOCKET. VIAGO: (CONT’D) She gave me this before she left. MWS VIAGO HOLDING UP SILVER LOCKET. CU PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUNG KATHERINE AND VIAGO IN LOCKET, IN VIAGO'S HANDS. VIAGO [OFF]: There she is. That's me - I put myself in there too. She told me it was pure silver. MWS VIAGO LOOKING AT LOCKET. VIAGO: Unfortunately we vampires cannot wear silver. MCU VIAGO WEARING SILVER LOCKET. HIS CHEST STARTS TO SMOKE. 30. VIAGO: (CONT’D) [Breathes heavily, blows.] Yeah. MCU VIAGO TAKING OFF SILVER LOCKET. MWS VIAGO BLOWING ON HIS CHEST. VIAGO: (CONT’D) That's about as long as I can wear that [breathes heavily]. INT. ENTRANCE HALL - NIGHT. PLAYING MUSIC WS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV PLAYING MUSIC. MS VIAGO PLAYING TRUMPET AND DEACON PLAYING DOUBLE BASS. CU STUFFED DEER. WS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV PLAYING MUSIC. INT. ENTRANCE HALL - NIGHT. GETTING READY TO GO OUT MS VLADISLAV. PAN TO MWS VIAGO AND DEACON [SKETCHING]. ZOOM IN AS DEACON HOLDS UP SKETCH. VLADISLAV: Tonight we are going out into Wellington central. It is important that we look good. VIAGO: Yeah, it's really good, yeah. Like it? VIAGO [V/O, ON]: One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you... don't know exactly what you look like. 31. VLADISLAV [V/O]: We are the bait, but we are also the trap. WS DEACON AND VIAGO SHOWING CLOTHES TO VLADISLAV. M2S DEACON AND VLADISLAV. PAN TO MS VIAGO. VIAGO: Hello ladies [laughs]. MS DEACON IN FUR COAT. WS DEACON WEARING SKULL ON BELT. MS VLADISLAV IN BLOODY SHIRT. MS DEACON IN FUR COAT. MS VLADISLAV IN TOP HAT. MS VIAGO POSING. WS VIAGO IN COAT. WS VIAGO IN LONG COAT. WS VIAGO IN ANIMAL PRINT COAT. WS VIAGO POSING. WS DEACON IN SKI SUIT. WS VLADISLAV POSING. MS DEACON IN SKI SUIT. 34. MS VLADISLAV PUTTING ON TOP HAT. MS VIAGO WITH LARGE BOW TIE. MWS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV. MWS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV. VIAGO: (CONT’D) And voila, we are ready to go into town and party... WS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV. VLADISLAV AND DEACON: Vampire style. VIAGO: Vampire style. INT. BUS - NIGHT. TRAVELLING TO TOWN WS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV ON BUS. PASSENGERS IN FG. EXT. WELLINGTON CITY - NIGHT. OUT ON THE TOWN WS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV WALKING DOWN STREET. TRAFFIC IN FG. DEACON [V/O]: When we go into town, we must try to blend in. WS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO WALKING. OTHERS IN FG. PAN. MWS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA] TRACK IN. 35. DEACON: Just walking the streets. MWS DEACON, VIAGO AND VLADISLAV WALKING DOWN STREET. TRACK BACK. PAN TO YOUTH. PAN BACK TO DEACON, VIAGO AND VLADISLAV. VIAGO: Coming into town, um, is really cool, because just for one brief moment, I feel... YOUTH [OFF]: Homos! MS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO WALKING. PAN AND TRACK IN. WS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA] DOWN STREET. VLADISLAV [V/O, ON]: The trouble with being a vampire is you have to be invited in - to go in. MWS VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. TRACK IN AND PAN TO MS VLADISLAV. WS VIAGO, VLADISLAV, DEACON AND BOUNCERS. OTHERS IN BG AND FG. DEACON: We'd like to come into the bar, please. WS VIAGO, VLADISLAV, DEACON AND BOUNCER. DEACON: (CONT’D) Can you invite us into the bar, please? BOUNCER: Five dollars, you can walk in. 36. VLADISLAV: Cool. CHILD VAMPIRE [OFF]: Yeah. WS VIAGO, DEACON, VLADISLAV AND BOUNCER. VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV START TO CROSS ROAD. VIAGO: Okay. Let's just go to Big Kumara. BOUNCER: Have a good night, guys. VIAGO: Yeah. You too. Bye. DEACON: You have a good night. VLADISLAV: You too. VLADISLAV [V/O, ON]: Big Kumara is vampire owned and operated. And so we can always get in. MCU VLADISLAV. PAN TO M2S VLADISLAV AND DEACON. VIAGO ENTER RIGHT FG IN BG. WS "THE BIG KUMARA" SIGN ON BUILDING. ZOOM IN. VIAGO [OFF/ON]: It's the hottest nightspot for vampires in Wellington. MWS VLADISLAV, VIAGO AND DEACON. 39. INT. THE BIG KUMARA - NIGHT. ARRIVING AT BIG KUMARA MWS BOUNCER. DEACON, VLADISLAV AND VIAGO CROSS FG AND STARTS TO CLIMB STAIRS. BIG KUMARA BOUNCER: Come on in, guys. Come on in. VIAGO: Thank you. Thanks. VLADISLAV: Thank you. WS VLADISLAV, DEACON AND VIAGO DANCING IN BAR. OTHERS AT TABLE IN BG. INT. THE BIG KUMARA - NIGHT. DEACON INSTRUCTS JACKIE TO BRING HIM SOME VIRGINS WS JACKIE IN THROUGH BAR. ZOOM IN TO MWS. DEACON [V/O, ON]: Perhaps you could bring some people to the house. MCU DEACON SEATED. PAN TO MCU JACKIE. JACKIE: Sure. DEACON [OFF]: Perhaps some virgins. MCU DEACON. JACKIE IN LEFT FG. TILT DOWN AS SHE WRITES. JACKIE [ON/OFF]: Virgins. Yep, okay. Any kind of preference, in terms of gender or... 40. O/S DEACON, JACKIE IN RIGHT FG. ZOOM OUT. DEACON: Maybe some ladies. JACKIE [OFF]: Yep, ladies. DEACON: Perhaps a guy. JACKIE: One of each? DEACON: One of each would be cool. M2S JACKIE AND DEACON SEATED AT TABLE. JACKIE [V/O]: My relationship with Deacon is... JACKIE INTERVIEW MCU JACKIE DRIVING. FADE IN TITLE [SUPERED]: Jackie FADE IN TITLE [SUPERED]: Human JACKIE: ...well, I'm his familiar. He's my master. WS JACKIE MOWING LAWN. 41. M2S JACKIE AND DEACON. ZOOM IN TO MCU JACKIE. DEACON: Great. JACKIE: I'll be there. You'll be there. DEACON: Yes, dinner party. JACKIE: The guys will be there. We'll all be there. DEACON: Yes, we will dress up. JACKIE: Okay. Great. DEACON: ...and then... eat them. JACKIE: Okay. DEACON: Should be fun. JACKIE: Great. M2S JACKIE AND DEACON. JACKIE: (CONT’D) I was just wondering if we could talk about the, um... 44. O/S DEACON, JACKIE IN RIGHT FG. DEACON: Do you know of a night dentist? Because I have this thing here. PROFILE CU JACKIE. PAN TO MCU DEACON. JACKIE [OFF/ON]: I was just wondering if we could talk about the - the - the deal? PROFILE CU JACKIE. PAN TO MCU DEACON. DEACON: Hmm? JACKIE [OFF]: The deal? DEACON: The dishes? JACKIE: Ah, no. The, you know, the deal. JACKIE [V/O, ON]: The deal is that he is going to give me eternal life, um, which is... very exciting. JACKIE INTERVIEW CU JACKIE DRIVING. INT. THE BIG KUMARA - NIGHT. DEACON INSTRUCTS JACKIE - CONTINUED PROFILE CU JACKIE. DEACON IN RIGHT EDGE OF FRAME. 45. JACKIE [ON/OFF]: Well, I just feel like I've, kind of, reached my potential. And I wouldn't want to, kind of, get any older before, kind of... I just feel I'm the best version of myself that I can be. It's just that it's been four and a half years, and I just - I just... But it's doing your - your... I'm doing your pot plants, I'm doing your dry cleaning, I'm now doing your - your dishes, and I'm doing... You know, I'm just wondering... O/S DEACON, JACKIE IN RIGHT FG. DEACON: Yes. CU JACKIE. DEACON IN RIGHT EDGE OF FRAME. O/S DEACON, JACKIE IN RIGHT FG. DEACON: (CONT’D) Yeah. CU JACKIE. PAN TO MCU DEACON. ZOOM IN TO CU DEACON. DEACON: (CONT’D) Ah... and the dentist. JACKIE [OFF]: And the dentist - and it's just taking an awful long time. So I was just wondering if I... DEACON: The dentist. O/S DEACON, JACKIE IN RIGHT FG. JACKIE EXITS RIGHT OF FRAME. 46. VIAGO: Oh, university, ja? MWS [THROUGH WINDOW] VIAGO AND VIAGO'S VICTIM SEATED ON COUCH. ZOOM IN TO M2S. VIAGO'S VICTIM: Mmm. Yeah, but after that I'm going to travel. Yeah, really wanted to go overseas for ages. So I'm saving up, and I'm going to go to Spain, and Italy, London and [sighs]. Yeah. MWS [THROUGH WINDOW] VIAGO AND VIAGO'S VICTIM SEATED ON COUCH. VIAGO: Okay. Excuse me. Just put that there. VIAGO'S VICTIM: Oh. MWS [THROUGH WINDOW] VIAGO AND VIAGO'S VICTIM SEATED ON COUCH. VIAGO: Here we go. MWS [THROUGH WINDOW] VIAGO AND VIAGO'S VICTIM. HE BITES HER NECK. BLOOD SPURTS FROM HER NECK. VIAGO'S VICTIM: [Laughs]. [Gasps]. VIAGO: Shit! Shit! 49. MS [THROUGH WINDOW] VIAGO [HEAD OUT OF FRAME] AND VIAGO'S VICTIM. ZOOM OUT. BLOOD SPURTS FROM HER NECK. ZOOM IN AS HE TRIES TO DRINK BLOOD. VIAGO: (CONT’D) [Splutters, gargles, drinks]. WS [THROUGH WINDOW] VIAGO SEATED. VIAGO'S VICTIM'S BODY ON FLOOR AT HIS FEET. ZOOM IN. VIAGO [V/O]: Well, that didn't go so great. Um, I hit the main artery. MCU VIAGO COVERED IN BLOOD. VIAGO: So, yeah. It's a real mess in there. Um... on the upside, I think she had a really good time. MWS VIAGO COVERED IN BLOOD. EXT. WELLINGTON CITY - NIGHT. VLADISLAV LOOKS FOR VICTIM WS CITY AT NIGHT. WS WOMAN SEATED [BACK TO CAMERA] ON COUCH. VLADISLAV IN RIGHT FG. PULL FOCUS TO CU VLADISLAV. PULL FOCUS TO WOMAN AS VLADISLAV TURNS TO HER. VLADISLAV: Ah, so it's quite late, and, ah, I've managed to find a woman up watching television. And, ah, she seems like she'd be a good victim. I'm just going to use hypnosis on her. See me... See me... 50. WS WOMAN SEATED [BACK TO CAMERA] ON COUCH. VLADISLAV IN RIGHT FG. PULL FOCUS AS VLADISLAV TURNS TO CAMERA. HE TURNS BACK. VLADISLAV: (CONT’D) She can't - she can't see me from that angle. VIAGO [V/O]: Vladislav used to be extremely powerful. He could hypnotise crowds of people. DEACON and VIAGO INTERVIEW ECU PAINTING OF VLADISLAV. TILT UP TO HIS EYES. WS [BLACK AND WHITE] CROWD OF PEOPLE. DEACON [V/O]: Great orgies. Twenty, thirty women. CU PAINTING OF ORGY. CU PAINTING OF ORGY. VIAGO [V/O]: He could turn into all sorts of animals. But now he never gets the faces right. CU PICTURE OF CREATURE IN BOOK. ZOOM IN. CU BLACK AND WHITE DRAWING OF SNAKE WITH HEAD OF A MAN. CU PAINTING OF MEN BEING KILLED. DEACON [V/O, ON]: He would kill anybody - men, women, children. Burning everything. It was totally great. 51. DEACON: Come in. JACKIE: [Laughs]. JACKIE [OFF]: This is Nick, ex - ex boyfriend. And Josephine. NICK: Nice house. JACKIE [ON/OFF]: And this is Deacon. My overseas friend from Europe. JACKIE [V/O]: Deacon and his friends need victims. MS VIAGO AND VLADISLAV PEERING AROUND DOORWAY. PAN AS THEY TURN [AWAY FROM CAMERA] TO LS AS DEACON, JACKIE AND NICK WALK DOWN HALLWAY. MWS DEACON, JACKIE, NICK AND JOSEPHINE WALKING INTO ROOM. VIAGO IN BG. VIAGO: Hi. Please come in. Welcome. JACKIE INTERVIEW MCU JACKIE DRIVING. JACKIE: They can't be people that... I actually invest in or like, because of course, they will become victims. 54. EXT. GARDEN CENTRE - DAY. JACKIE ON PHONE MS JACKIE DIALLING PHONE. JACKIE [V/O]: Hi, Josephine? MWS JACKIE ON PHONE, PUSHING TROLLEY. TRACK BACK. JACKIE: No. I sat next to you in English. Remember? Um, ah, you used to call me the Jaxocist. MWS JACKIE ON PHONE, PUSHING TROLLEY. TRACK BACK. JACKIE: (CONT’D) No, you did. No, you did. Yeah. No, you started that... Ah, you were the one that started calling me that, and then everyone - then it, kind of, caught on... yeah. MWS JACKIE ON PHONE, PUSHING TROLLEY. TRACK BACK. JACKIE: (CONT’D) [Laughs] Okay, bye then [laughs]. Bye. She's in. INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT. DINNER PARTY - CONTINUED MS JOSEPHINE SEATED AT TABLE. MS NICK. VIAGO IN BG. ZOOM IN TO WS VLADISLAV [BACK TO CAMERA], NICK, JOSEPHINE, JACKIE AND DEACON [BACK TO CAMERA] SEATED AT TABLE. VIAGO IN BG. VIAGO: Do you like that, Nick? 55. NICK: Yep. It's choice. WS NICK, JOSEPHINE, JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. VIAGO STANDING IN BG. VIAGO STARTS TO WALK. VIAGO: I will go and prepare dinner. DEACON: Please. VLADISLAV: Nick, are you a virgin at all? MWS JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. MWS NICK, JOSEPHINE AND JACKIE SEATED AT TABLE. VLADISLAV AND DEACON IN EDGES OF FRAME IN FG. NICK: Ah, what? VLADISLAV: He doesn't seem like - are you - are you a virgin? WS JOSEPHINE, JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. JACKIE: Ah, yes. NICK [OFF/ON]: Um, no. MS NICK, VLADISLAV [BACK TO CAMERA] IN BOTTOM OF FRAME. VLADISLAV: I knew it. 56. VIAGO: Two dinners. Two dinners. Yum. DEACON [OFF]: Nick... WS NICK, JOSEPHINE, JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. DEACON: Do you like biz-ghetti? NICK [ON/OFF]: Ah, yep. Usually like it. But... be better if it was warm. MS DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. MWS NICK, JOSEPHINE AND JACKIE SEATED AT TABLE. VLADISLAV IN LEFT EDGE OF FRAME, AND DEACON IN RIGHT EDGE OF FRAME IN FG. DEACON [V/O]: So this is my favourite trick... DEACON INTERVIEW MCU DEACON. DEACON: We present our guest with a plate of biz-ghetti. And then I will say, "Why don't you eat some biz- ghetti?" INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT. DINNER PARTY - CONTINUED WS NICK, JOSEPHINE, JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. DEACON: Please Nick... eat some biz-ghetti. 59. MS NICK EATING SPAGHETTI. VIAGO, JOSEPHINE AND JACKIE IN BG. DEACON [OFF/ON]: I didn't realize you enjoyed eating worms... Nick. MWS JOSEPHINE, JACKIE AND DEACON SEATED AT TABLE. PAN TO MWS JOSEPHINE, JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. O/S NICK, VLADISLAV IN LEFT FG. PAN AND TILT TO MS, AS NICK STANDS. NICK: No. No. DEACON [OFF]: They are worms. MWS JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV SEATED AT TABLE. VIAGO [OFF]: [Laughs]. M2S NICK AND VIAGO. NICK: There's worms wriggling around on my plate. VLADISLAV [OFF]: It is wormlike, but not actually worms. H/A WS VIAGO, JOSEPHINE AND JACKIE AT TABLE. ZOOM IN. VIAGO: This is merely biz-ghetti. DEACON [V/O]: We stole that idea from The Lost Boys. 60. DEACON INTERVIEW MS DEACON SEATED. DEACON: But I put a nice twist on it. INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT. DINNER PARTY - CONTINUED MWS NICK AND VIAGO. VLADISLAV, JOSEPHINE AND JACKIE SEATED AT TABLE IN FG. DEACON STANDS IN FG. DEACON: Nick... how does it feel to have a snake for a penis? MWS JACKIE, DEACON AND VLADISLAV. ZOOM OUT AND PAN TO MCU NICK. VIAGO IN BG. PAN AS NICK MOVES. VIAGO [OFF]: [Laughs]. NICK: Jackie... my penis has disappeared. There's a cobra snake. MWS VLADISLAV, NICK, VIAGO, JOSEPHINE AND DEACON [BACK TO CAMERA]. DEACON: Penis trick. MS NICK. VIAGO, JOSEPHINE AND JACKIE IN BG. JACKIE: No one is going to mistake your penis for a cobra, Nick. Okay? Believe you me. 61. HE OPENS DOOR TO REVEAL JOSEPHINE LYING DEAD ON TABLE AND VIAGO TRYING TO DRINK HER BLOOD. NICK TURNS AND EXITS RIGHT OF FRAME. ZOOM IN TO VIAGO DRINKING JOSEPHINE'S BLOOD. PAN. NICK: Shit! Shit! [Gargles]. MS BAT ATTACKING NICK [BACK TO CAMERA]. NICK RUNS [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. MCU NICK LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER. HE TURNS AND WALKS [AWAY FROM CAMERA] TRACK IN. PAN AND TILT TO CU VLADISLAV AS CAT. PAN AND TILT TO MCU NICK. VLADISLAV [AS CAT]: [Meows, hisses]. NICK: What the fuck? Nah. Nah. MWS NICK RUNNING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. HE TURNS AND RUNS BACK, VIAGO ENTER LEFT OF FRAME AND CHASES NICK. TRACK BACK AND PAN AS NICK RUNS. VIAGO ENTERS FRAME THROUGH DOORWAY IN BG. NICK TURNS AND RUNS TO DOOR. PAN AROUND AS HE RUNS INTO ROOM AND CLOSES DOOR. VIAGO: [Hisses]. VIAGO [OFF]: [Growls, hisses]. MS NICK AT DOOR. VIAGO: Fuck off. MCU NICK AT DOOR. PAN AROUND ROOM. PAN TO MCU NICK. DEACON'S HAND ENTERS FRAME FROM BEHIND NICK AND GRABS HIM. 64. NICK: Where am I? [Breathes heavily]. MS DEACON AND NICK STRUGGLING. TILT DOWN AS NICK PUSHES DEACON. PAN AS EH AND THROWS DEACON ACROSS ROOM. PAN TO MS NICK. TRACK IN AS HE RUNS OUT OF ROOM INTO VIAGO, DEACON AND VLADISLAV FLYING DOWN HALL WAY. TRACK BACK AS NICK IS CHASED BY VAMPIRES. NICK EXITS RIGHT OF FRAME. PAN. DEACON: [Hisses]. NICK: [Grunts]. DEACON: [Growls]. VIAGO, VLADISLAV AND DEACON: [Hiss, laugh]. PAN TO MS NICK RUNNING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. TRACK IN. TILT DOWN AS HE FALLS DOWN STAIRS. NICK RUNS TO DOOR. PAN TO WS DEACON AND VLADISLAV IN MID-AIR. PAN TO MS NICK RUNNING THROUGH DOOR. TILT UP TO MS VIAGO. PAN TO MS NICK RUNNING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. PETYR APPEARS OUT OF THE DARKNESS AND GRABS NICK. HE PULLS HIM OUT RIGHT OF FRAME. NICK: [Grunts]. Fuck! [Grunts]. DEACON AND VLADISLAV: [Hiss]. VIAGO: [Laughs]. NICK: Freaks! PETYR: [Hisses]. 65. CU GRASS. PAN [NICK'S POINT OF VIEW]. NICK: [Grunts]. PAN TO MS VIAGO. DEACON AND VLADISLAV IN BG. VIAGO TURNS AND WALKS [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. FADE TO BLACK. VIAGO [OFF/ON]: Oh no. Petyr got him. VLADISLAV: Poor guy. DEACON: Who let Petyr out? BLACK. FADE IN MWS JACKIE [HEAD OUT OF FRAME] HOSING OFF BLOOD ON DRIVEWAY. TILT UP TO WS JACKIE. TILT DOWN TO CU BLOOD. FADE TO BLACK. BLACK. FADE IN TITLE: Two months later BLACK. INT. HOUSE - NIGHT. DEACON DANCES. NICK THE VAMPIRE VISITS WS DEACON DANCING. MS DEACON [BACK TO CAMERA] DANCING. VLADISLAV IN BG. 66. DEACON: Nick, why don't you use the front door? NICK: [Scoffs] Why would I? I'm flying. MS NICK. NICK [V/O]: Petyr bit me... sucked all my blood out. I woke up in his basement, and he offered me some blood. NICK INTERVIEW MCU PETYR. TILT DOWN TO CU PETYR'S HANDS. MS NICK. NICK: I just thought it was something - some German thing that these guys do. EXT/INT. ACCIDENT AND URGENT MEDICAL CENTRE - NIGHT MS NICK WALKING PAN AS HE WALKS. TILT UP TO SIGN: "ACCIDENT AND URGENT MEDICAL CENTRE. URGENT PHARMACY." NICK [V/O]: The transition into becoming a vampire was pretty hard. I looked like shit to start off with. Like, I had a massive gash in my neck. Like, you could see the inside of my neck. I had blood all over my top. And then I came home, and I was sweating. I was either really hot or really cold. 69. (MORE) It was like a hangover times ten, I reckon. It was really bad. M2S MEDICAL CENTRE RECEPTIONIST AND NICK AT COUNTER. WS NICK IN WAITING ROOM. MS NICK BEING EXAMINED BY DOCTOR. ZOOM IN. MS NICK BEING EXAMINED BY DOCTOR. DOCTOR EXITS RIGHT OF FRAME TO MCU NICK. PAN TO MCU DOCTOR. INT. NICK'S HOUSE - NIGHT. NICK TRANSITIONS MWS NICK ON BED. NICK: [Breathes heavily]. MS NICK LOOKING AT REFLECTION IN MIRROR. REFLECTION FADES. NICK [V/O]: It was quite similar to having the flu... H/A MS NICK IN BED. HIS HEAD MOVING VERY FAST. NICK: ...except the only difference would probably be... that my eyes bled heaps. WS NICK DOING BACKBEND ON BED. MCU NICK WITH BLEEDING EYES. ZOOM IN. L/A MCU NICK. 70. NICK [V/O]: (CONT'D) NICK: (CONT’D) Are you guys not cold? NICK [V/O]: I don't know, I can't explain it. Like, it was just - yeah, just real hot and cold, and like, bloody eyes and flying and stuff. L/A MWS NICK HOVERING IN CORNER OF CEILING. ZOOM IN. INT. HOUSE - NIGHT. NICK THE VAMPIRE VISITS - CONTINUED MS NICK. PAN TO MS DEACON. DEACON: The neighbours can see you flying around the house. You want to draw attention to this house, mmm? MS NICK. NICK: You've got a whole documentary crew following you around. MS DEACON. DEACON: I'm doing an erotic dance for my friends, and you ruined it. I was in the zone. My friends were loving it. MWS NICK AND DEACON. VIAGO AND VLADISLAV IN FG. NICK: I love - ah, I saw the end of it. It looked great. 71. DEACON: Let's go to The Big Kumara. MS VLADISLAV, VIAGO AND NICK WALKING. PAN TO MS VLADISLAV, NICK AND DEACON WALKING. THEY STOP. NICK: Why don't we go to Boogie Wonderland? VLADISLAV: We never get into Boogie Wonderland. NICK: No. My friend Richard is the bouncer. He can get us in. VIAGO: What? Really? I... MWS DEACON, VLADISLAV, DEACON AND NICK. ON STREET. NICK: He'll invite us in. MWS DEACON, VLADISLAV, STUFF, VIAGO AND NICK. ZOOM IN TO M2S STU AND VIAGO. NICK: (CONT’D) Stu is keen. Stu loves it. VIAGO: Who? Is that Stu? NICK [V/O, ON]: Um, this is my friend Stu. NICK AND STU INTERVIEW M2S STU AND NICK. 74. STU: Hey. NICK: Hey. CU STU. NICK [OFF]: He works in computers and stuff. M2S STU AND NICK. NICK [ON/OFF]: Originally he went out with my sister. And then they broke up. I didn't really get into it. Like, it's got nothing to do with me. And, um... you can't hear me. CU NICK. PAN TO CU STU. CU NICK. PAN TO CU STU. ZOOM OUT TO M2S STU AND NICK. NICK: All right. So basically... Stu doesn't know that I'm a vampire, and he doesn't know that my friends are vampires. CU NICK. ZOOM OUT TO NICK, DEACON, VIAGO AND VLADISLAV WALKING DOWN STREET. TRACK BACK. NICK [V/O]: He just thinks that I've just... met some colourful friends. VIAGO [OFF/ON]: That's a rose. And that's - this is jasmine. 75. NICK [V/O]: I - I bought him round to the house, and they all thought I'd bought, like, a meal for everyone. It just, like, it really, really sucks that I can't eat him. MWS DEACON, VLADISLAV, STU, VIAGO AND NICK. ZOOM IN TO MS STU. VLADISLAV AND VIAGO IN EDGES OF FRAME. CU NICK. M2S STU AND NICK. NICK: I just want to, like... ahhh... CU NICK. PAN TO CU STU. NICK [OFF]: Look at it. He's the reddest guy I know. M2S STU AND NICK. NICK: But... you can hear me. NICK: (CONT’D) Yeah, like computer-based stuff, eh? Mainly. STU: Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. Geo databases. Yeah. NICK: Yeah. NICK: (CONT’D) Yeah. Like, computers mainly. 76. MWS DEACON AND VIAGO. OTHERS IN BG. TILT DOWN AS VIAGO POINTS AT LIGHTS ON DANCE FLOOR. VIAGO: This is amazing. VIAGO [V/O]: I'm just so happy to be here. MS VLADISLAV WALKING TO WOMAN. OTHERS IN BG. PAN AS WOMAN STARTS TO WALK TOWARDS VLADISLAV. DEACON [V/O, ON]: This place is pretty cheesy. M2S VIAGO AND DEACON. OTHERS IN BG. DEACON: Also did you see the jacket he wore? He's wearing the same jacket as me. VIAGO: Not exactly the same. It's... DEACON: It's pretty close. MS NICK DANCING. OTHERS IN FG. MWS VIAGO LINING UP TO BITE WOMAN. OTHERS IN FG AND BG. M2S VIAGO AND WOMAN [BACK TO CAMERA]. OTHERS IN BG. NICK [V/O, ON]: What? Of course not. I'm just loving being a vampire at the moment. 79. CU NICK WITH BLOODY MOUTH. M2S VLADISLAV AND WOMAN DANCING. OTHERS IN BG. M2S VLADISLAV AND OTHERS DANCING. PAN. CU VLADISLAV. VIAGO, NICK AND OTHERS IN BG. VIAGO: [Screams]. EXT. WELLINGTON WATERFRONT - NIGHT. THE VAMPIRES MEET THE WEREWOLVES WS VIAGO, VLADISLAV, NICK, DEACON AND STU WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. NICK: I went there. It's a bit - the Fat Ladies Arms, ah, on Wednesdays they do, like, a Fear Factor competition. You can win, like, T- shirts and, um, hats, and spot prizes. It's like... MS NICK. VLADISLAV AND VIAGO IN BG. PAN TO MCU DEACON. VLADISLAV IN BG. MWS DEACON, VLADISLAV, NICK AND VIAGO WALKING. TRACK. DEACON: [sniffs]. VLADISLAV: Oh yeah. DEACON: I can smell werewolves. 80. PAN TO WS WEREWOLVES WALKING. NICK [OFF]: What real ones? DEACON [OFF]: Keep cool. VLADISLAV [OFF/ON]: We're just about to walk past some werewolves, so some shit might go down. MS DEACON AND VLADISLAV WALKING. TRACK. MS DEACON AND VLADISLAV WALKING. PAN TO NICK AND DEACON WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA] ANTON AND OTHER WEREWOLVES IN BG. PAN AS WEREWOLVES WALK. STU AND VIAGO IN FG. DEACON: Look out, guys. Don't catch fleas. ANTON: What's that mate? VIAGO [OFF]: Deacon... MS DEACON. WEREWOLVES WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA] IN BG. PAN TO MWS DEACON, VLADISLAV AND VIAGO WALKING. WEREWOLVES IN BG. DEACON: Sorry, what? VLADISLAV: Keep going. Keep walking. Keep walking. 81. ANTON: Yeah, we're werewolves. CLIFTON: Not swear-wolves. ANTON: What are we? WEREWOLVES: Werewolves not swear-wolves. MWS NICK, DEACON, VLADISLAV, VIAGO AND STU. NICK: Faggot is not a swear word. ANTON [OFF]: No. VLADISLAV: That's a very offensive word to call people. WEREWOLF [OFF]: Listen to Anton. CLIFTON [OFF/ON]: It's offensive, but is it a swear word? WS DION, ANTON, CLIFTON AND OTHER WEREWOLVES. ANTON: Well, unless you're talking about a bundle of sticks. CLIFTON: Or is it... 84. MWS NICK, DEACON, VLADISLAV, VIAGO AND STU. DEACON STEPS FORWARD AND PRETENDS TO THROW STICKS. DEACON: Chase this bundle of sticks... werewolves. WS DION, ANTON, CLIFTON AND OTHER WEREWOLVES. DEACON EXITS LEFT OF FRAME IN FG. PAN TO WS NATHAN AS HE RUNS. CLIFTON [OFF]: No, no, no. No, no. It's not real. It's just... ANTON: Don't get it. Nathan, it's not real. MS VIAGO AND CLIFTON. DECLAN IN BG. VIAGO SLAPS CLIFTON WITH GLOVE. CLIFTON: He's just going to take off his gloves. DECLAN: He's taking his glove off, all right. CLIFTON: Ah! Shit man. What the fuck did you do that for? WEREWOLVES: Oh [laugh et cetera.]. PROFILE MCU CLIFTON. PAN TO MCU VIAGO. ANTON [OFF]: Hey! 85. CLIFTON [OFF]: That was... MS VLADISLAV, VIAGO AND CLIFTON. ANTON AND OTHER WEREWOLVES IN BG. PAN TO MWS CLIFTON, ANTON, DION AND OTHER WEREWOLVES. ANTON: Don't swear. We're gonna lose it. We're gonna lose it. CLIFTON: But he slapped me. MS VLADISLAV. NICK AND STU IN BG. PAN TO M2S VIAGO AND VLADISLAV. NICK IN BG. DION [OFF]: [Snarls]. ANTON: Whoa whoa whoa. Hey calm down. Calm down. Dion. Dion. MS ANTON AND DION. OTHER WEREWOLVES IN BG. DION STARTS TO TRANSFORM. DION: [Snarls] Oh shit. I've still got my glasses [snarls]. M2S VIAGO AND VLADISLAV. PAN TO MWS VLADISLAV, VIAGO, NICK AND STU. VLADISLAV: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. WEREWOLVES: [Snarl]. 86. ANTON: Why are you swearing all the time? CLIFTON: Well, he riled me up. ANTON AND WEREWOLVES: [General chatter]. MS NICK. STU AND DEACON IN BG. TRACK BACK AS THEY WALK. NICK: Were they actually werewolves? VIAGO: Ja. MCU VIAGO WALKING. DEACON AND VLADISLAV IN LEFT EDGE OF FRAME. VIAGO: (CONT’D) Are you okay, Stu? MS STU. HE STARTS TO WALK. PAN TO WS DEACON, VLADISLAV, NICK, VIAGO AND STU WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. VAMPIRES: [General chatter]. NICK [V/O]: I just don't really know how to approach this, because I've never done it before. NICK INTERVIEW MCU NICK. NICK: Um, and he is a good friend, and I don't want to... 89. (MORE) I don't want to break that friendship. But... then again, ah, what do you do when someone tells you that they're a vampire? INT. HOUSE - NIGHT. NICK TELLS STU HE'S A VAMPIRE PAN TO MS NICK WALKING [AWAY FROM CAMERA]. PAN AROUND AS NICK WALKS TO STU TILT DOWN AS HE SITS TO MWS STU AND NICK SEATED AT TABLE. NICK [V/O]: I'm expecting him to be angry. He might be scared. I'm expecting a lot of things to - to bubble to the surface. MWS STU AND NICK SEATED AT TABLE. NICK: You probably notice there's been... I've been through... a few changes lately. STU: Yeah. NICK: Yeah? STU: Yeah. NICK: Like, I don't show up for lunch anymore. STU: Yeah. 90. NICK: (CONT'D) NICK: And how I've... changed all our - all our tennis games to night-time tennis games. MCU NICK. CU STU. STU: Right... NICK [OFF/ON]: And how you went from beating me every time, and now how I - I've won the last three? PAN TO MWS STU AND NICK SEATED AT TABLE. CU NICK'S HANDS ON TABLE. STU [OFF]: Yeah. MCU STU. NICK [OFF/ON]: So... the reason I bought you here... MWS STU AND NICK SEATED AT TABLE. NICK: ...is to tell you that... I'm a vampire. NICK [V/O]: Stu took it pretty well. He's definitely my best mate, and I'm not going to eat him. 91. STU [V/O]: Try and attack. WS VIAGO AND STU IN TAE KWON DO UNIFORMS. STU: Use your legs. VIAGO: Okay. WS VIAGO AND STU IN TAE KWON DO UNIFORMS. PAN AS VIAGO FLIES THROUGH AIR. VIAGO: (CONT’D) [Grunts]. STU: Wow. STU [V/O, ON]: Step back, and block, ha! WS VIAGO AND STU DOING TAE KWON DO. VIAGO: Okay. WS VIAGO AND STU DOING TAE KWON DO. STU: And punching high. Yep. VIAGO: Hi. STU: Yep. 94. M2S PETYR AND NICK. NICK: I'm just - what I'm trying to say is... because I know that you - you turned me into a vampire. Maybe don't do that to him. CU PETYR. NICK [OFF]: He's a vegetarian. The last thing he'd want to do is eat a live being, or eat blood or eat meat. PETYR: Mmmm. CU STU, VIAGO AND DEACON [HEADS OUT OF FRAME] AROUND COMPUTER. ZOOM OUT. VIAGO [OFF]: I am controlling this. STU: Yes. DEACON: Get it. Get it. VIAGO [V/O]: It's quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you're not paying attention. MCU VIAGO TEXTING ON CELL PHONE. STU IN LEFT EDGE OF FRAME. PAN AND TILT TO MCU VIAGO. MCU VIAGO WITH CELL PHONE. PAN TO MCU DEACON WITH CELL PHONE. STU IN RIGHT EDGE OF FRAME. 95. MWS DEACON [WITH CELL PHONE], STU AND VIAGO. DEACON: One message received. Oh! CU CELL PHONE IN DEACON'S HAND. TEXT MESSAGE: VIAGO. THER IZ A CRUCIFX BEHIND YOU. DEACON [off/on]: "There is a crucifix behind you." MWS DEACON [WITH CELL PHONE], STU AND VIAGO. VIAGO: [Laughs]. STU [V/O, ON]: So, down on that one, like, halfway down will focus it. Maybe smile. M2S VLADISLAV AND STU WITH PHONE. CU VLADISLAV TAKING SELFIE. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VLADISLAV. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VLADISLAV AND VIAGO. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VIAGO, VLADISLAV AND STU. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VLADISLAV. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF CLOWN AND VLADISLAV. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VLADISLAV. CU PHOTOGRAPH OF VLADISLAV WITH DEER SKULL. 96.