Shrek's Journey: From Outcast to Hero, Schemes and Mind Maps of History of film

Download Shrek's Journey: From Outcast to Hero and more Schemes and Mind Maps History of film in PDF only on Docsity! SHREK TEASERS #1 Big Bright Beautiful World (start at 2:30) 1:37 min Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty. On his 7th birthday, Shrek’s parents sent him away to live on his own. But they warned him to watch out for men with pitchforks and others who would fear him. And so the little ogre went off and found a muddy patch of swampland, far, far away from the world that despised him. And there he stayed for many years, tucked away and all alone. SHREK: Which is just the way I like it! “Keep your big bright beautiful world….” (Shrek leaves after song.) CAPTAIN OF THE GUARDS Right this way. Don’t mind the mud. You’ll get used to it. PINOCCHIO This place is a dump! WOLF It’s not fit for a pig! CAPTAIN OF THE GUARDS Look, you all read Lord Farquaad’s decree. “All fairytale creatures have been banished from the Kingdom of Dulac. All fairytale freaks are hereby evicted.” And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed. (Captain leaves.) SHREK What are you doing on my swamp? PINOCCHIO Well, gosh, we were forced to come here by Lord Farquaad. SHREK Huh, well, not my problem. Now you all need to turn around and go back to where you came from. BABY BEAR Can’t we stay here with you? SHREK With me on MY swamp?! But I’m a big, scary ogre. GINGY Listen up ogre! SONG #2 Freak Flag 2:12 min. SHREK Attention all…fairytale things! I’m gonna go see this Farquaad guy right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! (Fairytale creatures cheer and exit.) DONKEY Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Help a donkey out, wouldja? I’m being chased by goons! GUARDS Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! CAPTAIN OF THE GUARDS Ugh, it’s hideous! SHREK Aw, that’s not very nice. It’s just a donkey. CAPTAIN OF THE GUARDS By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest. SHREK Under arrest, eh? ROOOOOOAAARRRRR! CAPTAIN AND GUARDS Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! SHREK This is the part where you run away. DONKEY Can I just say? That was incredible. Man, they were trippin’ over themselves to get away from you. I liked that! SHREK ROOOOOOAAARRRRR! DONKEY Whoa, that was really scary. And if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath’ll certainly get the job done. SHREK Listen, little donkey, take a look at me. What am I? DONKEY Ahh, really green? SHREK No! I’m an ogre! You know- grab your torch and pitchforks! Doesn’t that bother you? DONKEY Nope.