Things to Avoid Saying to a Police Officer: A Humorous List, Study notes of Law

Download Things to Avoid Saying to a Police Officer: A Humorous List and more Study notes Law in PDF only on Docsity! Things you never say to a cop!!!! (Internet site) Its kind of dumb but thought we may see some humour in it. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, 1 didn't' realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says, "Gee Son . Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probab1y shouldn't respond with,” Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Docsity.com